Here's today's train-related idea: in this carbon emission-challenged, economically disastrous world we live in, I think a professional sports franchise should do the bulk of its traveling to games (like, anything within 800-1000 miles or something) on Amtrak. They could film all of it, HBO Hard Knocks-style, and have a show about the wacky antics that the athletes get into on long, boring, uncomfortable train rides to Charlotte or wherever.
I think some ideal choices would be the Oklahoma City Thunder, just because they deserve whatever hardships the world has to offer; the Baltimore Ravens, because Ray Lewis would require an entire baggage car to himself in order to practice his retarded dance; and the Cincinnati Bengals, because we could wager on how many of them would manage to get arrested while actually on board a train. Fun!
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